I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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