he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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