Walk of Shame. In a state park.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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