You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What happened?
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Dick very happy bro
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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