I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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