Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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