why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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