SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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