I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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