Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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