What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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