hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
operation have a gay friend backfired
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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