I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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