dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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