Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize