my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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