Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
COCAINE IS GR8
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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