Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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