This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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