no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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