"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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