i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
my poor anus
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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