It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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