i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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