I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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