Fine. I'll sleep in my office
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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