think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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