I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I love you. Go after that dick
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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