So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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