i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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