He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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