I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Houston, we have a blender
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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