Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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