CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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