yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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