Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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