THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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