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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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