Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
4 words: hood of his car
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I love you.
Bad choice
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