non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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