Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize