google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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