I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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