Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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