i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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