Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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