Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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