UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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