hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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