There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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